I love it when people understand me.

Background: I made my friend a stache hat and it didn’t turn out as well as I’d hoped, but I sent him a picture of it anyway

Him: THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING! was it tough to make?

Me: The stache was kind of hard, but I’ll get it next time. I’m going to make you a different one with a green hat and a black beard, I think.

Him: I’m so fucking excited. How much bacon do you want for the trade?

Me: All of the bacon.